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and god said “let there be puppies”. and it was pretty much cool after that. good job, god

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the year is 2025. food quality is no longer based on taste, but rather how good it looks on instagram

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people who don’t flush public toilets need to be destroyed

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a straight guy commits murder and screams ‘no homocide’

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"hey i was wondering if you’d be my valentine"

"no"

"wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!"

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cause of death: flappy bird

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if u could overdose on lana i would be dead by now

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i knew justin bieber was a hooligan from the start after all the bible said adam and eve not adam and believe

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"you wouldn’t download a goat"

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat