and god said “let there be puppies”. and it was pretty much cool after that. good job, god
the year is 2025. food quality is no longer based on taste, but rather how good it looks on instagram
"hey i was wondering if you’d be my valentine"
"wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!"
i knew justin bieber was a hooligan from the start after all the bible said adam and eve not adam and believe